the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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"There’s a reason why the public tends to revel in hacked or stolen nude pictures. It’s because they were taken without consent. Because the women in them (and it’s almost always women who are humiliated this way) did not want those shots to be shared.

If Jennifer Lawrence was to pose naked on the cover of Playboy, for example, I’m sure it would be a best-selling issue. But it wouldn’t have the same scandalous, viral appeal as private images stolen from her phone. Because if she shared nude images consensually, then people wouldn’t get to revel in her humiliation. And that’s really the point, isn’t it? To take a female celebrity down a notch? (We have a term for when this is done to non-celebrity women: “revenge porn.”)
- What’s Wrong With Checking Out Leaked Nude Photos of Celebrities - Entertainment - The Atlantic (via brutereason)

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deciding whether or not to put on a bra like “comfort or cleavage”

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horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

  • white boy: lmao

  •   they continue walking for a few seconds

  •   *white couple hears noise*

  • white girl: babe what that??

  • white boy: i'll go investigate

  •   *leaves her alone*

  •   *choking noises*

  • white girl: zack!!!

  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!

  • white girl: asshole!

  • white boy: im just playin babe

  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

  •   *playful kiss*

  •   *things turn sexy*

  •   *hear noise*

  • white boy: i'll go investigate

  •   *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

  •   *maybe a thud*

  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

  •   *she walks and he dead*

  • white girl: ahhh!!

  •   *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

  • white girl: ahhh!!!

  •   *white girl runs*

  •   *dead end*

  •   *hides*

  •   *thinks she free n safe*

  •   *guy catches her*

  •   *cuts her*

  •   *she dead*

  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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#I needed this today


Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

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i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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This is related to this James McAvoy BAFTA Confession

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Since some people we complaining about Martin not doing the Ice Bucket Challenge yet, so I give you some wet!Martin…

Wet Martin = wet panties

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Send me a character name from any fandom and i’ll name…

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

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Some real creepy questions, I will answer any. PLEASE
  •   1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

  •   2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

  •   3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

  •   4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

  •   5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

  •   6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

  •   7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

  •   8. How often do you listen to music?

  •   9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

  •   10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

  •   11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

  •   12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

  •   13. What about ‘R’?

  •   14. Can you drive a stick shift?

  •   15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

  •   16. Are you going out of town soon?

  •   17. When was the last time you cried?

  •   18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

  •   19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

  •   20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

  •   21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

  •   22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

  •   23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

  •   24. What are you sitting on right now?

  •   25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

  •   26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

  •   27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

  •   28. Do you get a lot of colds?

  •   29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

  •   30. Does anyone hate you?

  •   31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

  •   32. Do you like watching scary movies?

  •   33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

  •   34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

  •   35. Did you have a dream last night?

  •   36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

  •   37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

  •   38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

  •   39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

  •   40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

  •   41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

  •   42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

  •   43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

  •   44. What’s the best part about school?

  •   45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

  •   46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

  •   47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

  •   48. Were you single over the last summer?

  •   49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

  •   50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

  •   51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

  •   52. Are you nice to everyone?

  •   53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

  •   54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

  •   55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

  •   56. Do you think you like someone?

  •   57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

  •   58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

  •   59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

  •   60. Do you hate anyone?

  •   61. How’s your heart?

  •   62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

  •   63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

  •   64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

  •   65. Are your toenails painted pink?

  •   66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

  •   67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

  •   68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

  •   69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

  •   70. How do you look right now?

  •   71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

  •   72. Can you commit to one person?

  •   73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

  •   74. Have you ever felt replaced?

  •   75. Did you wake up cranky?

  •   76. Are you a jealous person?

  •   77. Are relationships ever worth it?

  •   78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

  •   79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

  •   80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

  •   81. Last person you cried in front of?

  •   82. Is there someone you will never forget?

  •   83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

  •   84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

  •   85. Are you over your past?

  •   86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

  •   87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

  •   88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

  •   89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

  •   90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

  •   91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

  •   92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

  •   93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

  •   94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

  •   95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

  •   96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

  •   97. Who do you have texts from?

  •   98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

  •   99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

  •   100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

  •   101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

  •   102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

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Sherlock + text posts

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